PASADENA, CA—Three of the five deepest emotional investments of local resident Ken Bowman are currently Apple, American Apparel, and Starbucks, sources close to the 27-year-old graphic designer said Monday. "American Apparel makes a strong debut this year, surging ahead of [Bowman's girlfriend] Missy [Levenson], Diesel and Tom's Of Maine," Bowman's roommate and marketing consultant Dean Childers said. "Ken's mother is still a solid number five, but Skechers is down to the seventh spot from number two last year, a drop which may spell wider implications." Missing from this year's list were Roomba, Bowman's cat Pepsi, and Childers himself.Roy, you are so right! This is way too close to home.
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So I'm doing fine then. I can't afford Apple anything, I went into an American Apparel shop and they actually had porn magazines on the wall so I decided I didn't need to shop there again, and I haven't darkened the door of a Starbucks since they began their world domination strategy.
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