A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"Spike Milligan
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Hee hee!!! I somehow interacted with the documentary on humour that declared that the world's funniest joke. Was it on the radio? Was it on TV? I don't remember...
...buy my daughter and I laughed ourselves silly at that one. The narrator made sure it was clear that the audience understood that though there are other jokes that may be funnier to you in YOUR culture, that around the world, that joke scored consistently highest.
And apparently any joke is funnier if you put a duck in it.
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